Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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