I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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