Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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