Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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