oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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