Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
did you just send me my own nude
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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