how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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