Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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