As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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