and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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