My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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