Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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