i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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