She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My hand turned me down
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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