i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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