I can't watch pbs sober anymore
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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