I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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