Joe is yelling at the trees again.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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