Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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