32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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