it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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