so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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