We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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