Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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