so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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