can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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