1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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