i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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