its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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