so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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