May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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