Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
