2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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