How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
how drunk are you?
Several
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
