He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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