when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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