Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Randomize
