walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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