i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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