did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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