Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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