Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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