yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm getting married
To pizza
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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