Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
