Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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