i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She announced her abortion via fbk
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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