Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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