I'm gonna have a badass scar
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
im holly from the hills drunk
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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