I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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