he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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