dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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