Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
