she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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