We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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