your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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