once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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