I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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